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madlori:

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Parents, what’s the most absurd thing you’ve found on your kid’s social media?

My step son is 7. Found a bunch of searches for:

Dominicans with no hands and feet.

Dominicans with no heads.

Dominican chests.

Dominican torsos.

Dominican legs.

Dominicans in stores.

Dominicans for sale.

Silver Dominicans.

Black Dominicans.

White Dominicans.

I was at a loss of how to bring it up to him. Thankfully, the next day we were in a clothing store and he asked me why Dominicans don’t have hands or heads, then why there are so many different colored Dominicans. I remembered the internet searches and became a little upset. I told him to be quiet because what he was saying could be taken offensively by Dominican people. He then got frustrated and loudly said “Dominicans aren’t people” as he pointed to a statue next to us.

I breathed a sigh of relief and said “Mannequins”.

Plot fucking twist.

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afeuery:

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isn’t rick and morty that thing you get when you die and your body gets all stiff

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justjames:

Today is National Stress Awareness Day!!! So just to let you all know I have been extremely stressed since 2001

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hopenanami:

yea.. i guess you could say im a “hardcore gamer”……

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• My Brain: Eat
• Me: Okay, what should we make?
• My Brain: No make!!! Only eat.

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Life has taught me that you can’t control someone’s loyalty. No matter how good you are to them, doesn’t mean they’ll treat you the same. No matter how much they mean to you, doesn’t mean they’ll value you the same. Sometimes the people you love the most, turn out to be the people you can trust the least.

— Trent Shalton (via lovelustquotes)

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Edgar Allan Poe For the Signs

• Aries: "Years of love have been forgot
• In the hatred of a minute."
• Taurus: "Let me glimpse inside your velvet bones."
• Gemini: "There is no exquisite beauty… without some strangeness in the proportion."
• Cancer: "Love like mine can never be gotten over."
• Leo: "I was never really insane except upon occasions when my heart was touched."
• Virgo: "…a route obscure and lonely,
• Haunted by ill angels only."
• Libra: "But my heart it is brighter
• than all of the many
• stars in the sky."
• Scorpio: "All suffering originates from craving, from attachment, from desire."
• Sagittarius: "Sometimes I’m terrified of my heart; of it’s constant hunger for whatever it is it wants. The way it stops and starts."
• Capricorn: "I remained too much inside my head and ended up losing my mind."
• Aquarius: "These were days when my heart was volcanic."
• Pisces: "And so being young and dipped in folly, I fell in love with melancholy."

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laurbyboom:

a man shooting a nerf gun at his light switch from the bed, missing every shot, and going to sleep with the lights on

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